The Two Virus’: Putting a Fine Point on a Blunt Instrument
Christmas is a really instructive time of the year for many things. Women observe their boyfriends and husbands to see if they’ve been paying attention over the past year. Children pivot from distinctly problematic behavior, to a more gift-worthy version of themselves, and observe the success or failure of the pivot. Even the family pet sometimes gets into the act; shit, they know what’s going on. The specific time to which I allude however, is Christmas morning. There is no time in America, such as Christmas morning, where we are able to observe firsthand…